Blah. Josh broke up with me last night. Over text message. OMG OMG OMG. I had wanted to break up with him for like a whole month, but I am too much of a poop face to do it so I was happy that it happened. Just not happy with it being over text. Once upon a time, he said to me, "If you break up with me, I hope you at least do it in person." AH! Hypocrite. So of course I had to make him feel like shit about it. "Really? A fucking text? Really?" "Ya I know I'm an idiot" Except I don't think it was even grammatically correct... "You have no idea how much respect I just lost for you." And then he replied with something but I just didn't answer. Not worth my time. Here is his reason for why: "I've been thinking a lot and our lives are heading in such different directions" and then why it was over text "My dad is going into surgery soon and I didn't want to delay it any longer" Um... I was home this weekend. I don't give a fuck if you are sick, at least have the decency to invite me over and break up with me in person so that I can actually scream at you in person and make you feel like the shittiest person alive. This is a break up coming from a person who called me drunk saying I love you. I want to be with you forever. And from a person who suddenly decided to take me out to a fancy dinner, dressed up nicely, and had told me that he was going to treat me so good when I was back in RD. HAHAHAHA. Fuck that shit. If I knew this was going to happen, I would have ripped his balls off when I had the chance. Well that is my rant for the day. Time to go flirt with cute boys ;) Oh... not like I wasn't already doing that anyways... oops. Oh. Here is a list of his deficiencies: Cannot drive and lied about the reason he cannot drive. His license got 'suspended'. HA! His learners got suspended. Not his license. He never had an actual license. Asshole to a lot of people for absolutely no reason. Got fat while we were together. Lies about the fact that his dad is making him pay bills because his parents are separating. They were going to be separating at one point in time, and we went out for dinner and he was saying how all his dreams are ruined because he now has to worry about helping his mom pay bills. LIE. He later admitted that his dad would take care of everything. This was about an hour after I paid for that meal since I felt back for him. And after he bought himself a new ugly ass hat from the mall. Smokes weed but preaches to me about how bad drugs are. Tells his poor pregnant sister to 'get rid' of her baby. Basically used me as a chauffeur. Still goes to high school parties. Claims that he is 'saving money for college' when his dad makes 600 thousand dollars a year and would most likely be 100% willing to lend him money to get an education. Claimed to be cutting back on drinking because he thought he was becoming an alcoholic and proceeded to get absolutely shitfaced two days later and then pretty much twice a week after that. If that's cutting back, I don't know what not cutting back is. Told me he was planning to move out several times and never once followed through with it. Said he was going to come to Edmonton to play football. LIE. Found out that his boss/really good friend had cancer and did not put in the effort to track him down. And then when I asked about him about 2 months later, he said "I hate that guy." Is homophobic. "Only towards guys, but not to girls." UGH The list goes on. I don't understand why I do this to myself. But honestly, I can't really say I used him for his personality. He was just... there and convenient...

Applied for my work holiday visa at approximately 5 p.m. yesterday.
Granted visa at 3:14 a.m. this morning.
AUSTRALIA, I'm gonna rock your world! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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Went to hot yoga today and boy was it ever intense!! I was sweating EVERYWHERE right off the get go and almost passed out due to the heat and intensity of the poses! So good! I am back in Edmonton now and I love it :) Yay for Edmonton :)