Wow. I feel so cool right now.
Listening to my sis dictate her ridiculous story containing 'runner-up, glue, hunger' chosen from The Storymatic.
Feeling like I am missing out on opportunities to get drunk and pass out right now.
Maybe I will just pass out from boredom. Haha.


I wish my boyfriend looked like this:































Or this:






































Or had an accent. Any accent. Well maybe not something I wouldn't understand.

Check out Rumi

And give me some hot chocolate. STAT