If I were a country, I'd be Canada.
If I were a month, I'd be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6am.
If I were a season, I'd be summer.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a blue whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a coffee table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be the ocean.
If I were a tree, I’d be a bonzai.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the hottest sunniest day of summer.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
If I were a colour, I’d be cotton candy pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be frustrated.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an asian pear.
If I were a sound, I’d be the birds singing on a spring morning.
If I were an element, I’d be helium.
If I were a car, I’d be a red Yaris.
If I were a food, I’d be deep fried jellybeans.
If I were a place, I’d be a cute coffee shop in a quaint town.
If I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like hot chocolate on a cold day by the fire.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a monkey face.
If I were a song, I’d be Chasing Pavements by Adele.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be moccasins.

Anyone want some Japanese food?

Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Short Video Version HD)

Perhaps the most ridiculously awesome video ever.

So cute <3
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95% on Midterm #2?
I'll take it! :D
Only 9 people beat me out of 154. Pretty darn good!

I was walking through the mall when I heard this *clip clip clip* sound. I thought it was a machine.
But then I looked inside a jewellery store and there was an Asian guy clipping his nails. How disgusting.
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3 midterms down, 6 to go!
Got the first one back. 87%! So good!
Got a job.
Hardest part of the semester is over! Yay!
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Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

I wish I had a boyfriend that cared about keeping me regular. Hehehehehe.
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Just chilling with Cabbage.
NBD. I'm cool.

I GOT A JOB!!!!
Alberta Environment in Red Deer!
Honey, I'm coming home!!!!

Midterm #1.
Yuck.
Do not want. Oh well.
Here I go.
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http://www.ptroa.co.il/petition/

This is absolutely disgusting. They show a fox getting skinned alive.
I signed the petition. EW EW EW EW EW.
SO WRONG.

I think I've started to accept life.
I used to dwell over mistakes I made or things I'd done that I regretted.
But now I realize that even though those things happened, nothing I can do now can turn back time to fix it.
It's easier to see life on a day to day basis.
What happens will happen. Let it be.
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Me! Me! Pick me!
Rankings are posted on Tuesday at 4:30 pm.
Cross your fingers that I got a job!! :D
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Smashing good interview!
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2 interviews for Alberta Environment.
1 interview for the Canadian National Railway.
1 interview for the City of Edmonton. (LRT expansion)
It's like big giant projects/companies want me, but the smaller less serious ones don't want me.
2 on Thursday at 10:30 and 2:20. Awesomeeeee!
Eeeeeeeee!!!
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Does this look dirty to you?! Well get your mind out of the gutter. Apparently this is an ab exercise called Belly Blaster... How awkward.

ETS... You suck
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September 1:

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

CLICK ME

I suck at interviews... :(
I don't think I will get the job.
Waaaaaaah. I suck.
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I'm calm...
I'm calm...
I'm calm...
No I'm not. So nervous for interview and it's still an hour away. Crappppp.
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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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Dear Guys with Big Arms,

Why don't you try to work out your legs too?
Looking like a gorilla on top and a chicken on the bottom is not attractive at all.
Please make use of the leg equipment that girls are too scared to use.
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