If I were a country, I'd be Canada.
If I were a month, I'd be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6am.
If I were a season, I'd be summer.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a blue whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a coffee table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be the ocean.
If I were a tree, I’d be a bonzai.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the hottest sunniest day of summer.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
If I were a colour, I’d be cotton candy pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be frustrated.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an asian pear.
If I were a sound, I’d be the birds singing on a spring morning.
If I were an element, I’d be helium.
If I were a car, I’d be a red Yaris.
If I were a food, I’d be deep fried jellybeans.
If I were a place, I’d be a cute coffee shop in a quaint town.
If I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like hot chocolate on a cold day by the fire.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a monkey face.
If I were a song, I’d be Chasing Pavements by Adele.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be moccasins.